#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------## From: Phillip Charles Saunders Don't Tempt Me, Richard Thompson transcribed by phillip@princeton.edu A5 B5 A5 B5 A5 B5 B5 That gorilla you're dancing with May not have too long to live He's putting his hands in the wrong places Time to rearrange his face He's gonna dance with me instead I'm gonna tap dance on his head A5 B5 Don't tempt me A5 B5 Don't tempt me A5 B5 Don't tempt me E5 I'm half-way out of my seat B5 He's got the looks, he's got the lolly Driving me clean off my trolley Doing the jitterbug, doing the jive Doing the shimmy, snakes alive That's not a dance, that's S-E-X Ban that couple, certificate X! A5 B5 Don't tempt me A5 B5 Don't tempt me A5 B5 Don't tempt me E5 I'm half-way out of my seat F#5 A5 G#5 Ooh I'm a patient man F#5 A5 G#5 Ooh But its out of hand F#5 A5 G#5 C#5 If there's one thing I can't stand B5 Get yer mittens off my gal Or you'll end up as mincemeat pal I've got friends, mean sons They've got knives, chains, guns Gas, grenades, knuckle-dusters, Lazy Susans, Blockbusters Guitar Solo B5 B5 D5 D5 G5 G5 E5 E5 B5 B5 B5 B5 A5 B5 A5 B5 A5 B5 B5 I'm sitting here, calm as I can While you polish the floor with another man I'm not mad, I'm a cuddly toy Just keep me away from laughing boy You say he's a relative, some hope If he's your uncle, I'm the Pope!